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🥋 CuanShifu says
tap to jump to your bag — nothing's changed there until you confirm
pick your risk personality
⚠️ different vibe entirely — no company, no earnings, just vibes and volatility. wider stop-loss (15%), smaller risk cap. degen bucket only, ape responsibly.
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dividend season coming up 💰i
only shows up when BOTH are true: the entry passes the same quality/trend bar as the picks above, AND this month or next matches its historical payout month (based on past years, not a guaranteed date). dividend timing alone is never a reason to buy — nothing shows here otherwise.
deep dip watch 🔻i
stocks whose trend already broke, hammered down to statistically extreme oversold. NOT vetted picks — the normal quality/trend filter above says no on these. opt in only if you know exactly what you're doing.
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the watchlist 👀
tap the 👀 on any pick to add it, or type a ticker straight in here.
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the receipts 📜
this is everything Shifu sent you — recommendations AND flags on your positions. none of it is a real trade.
nothing in your bag changes unless you confirm it there yourself.
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the fit check ⚙️
we all run the same rules rn — one shared no-BS system while the whole squad levels up together.
how to reach you
optional, add whenever — Telegram chat ID is where the alerts actually land.
your track record 🏆
based on positions you've actually closed out — nothing to show until you close a few.